say hi to my cousin :) xx
^ your cousin needs a shirt
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
OH MY FUCKING GOD
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
OH MY IT REALLY HAPPENED… I can’t even…
Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.
TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.
AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
This is a ridiculously powerful picture.
reblog this twice, to make sure you really see it.
This is so frustrating
may the odds be ever in your favour patrick
“Where’s your Pippin now, bitch?”
THIS IS TERRIFYING.
damn the ring REALLY DID get to him didnt it?
Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”
Winona I fucking love you
A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.
Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.
take that, Sheldon!
So we got drunk in Mexico and my friend woke up with this on her camera