My names Jake. I have fun, so join me in my incessant and ridiculous partying.

 

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...

Tumblr: Delicious food? There.

Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...

Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*

Tumblr: PORN?

Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?

Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?

Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE

Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS